Adrian Mole and the Weapons of Mass Destruction (1st by Sue Townsend

By Sue Townsend

Adrian Mole and The guns of Mass Destruction is the 6th ebook in Sue Townsend's brilliantly humorous Adrian Mole sequence.

Wednesday April 2nd
My birthday.
I am thirty-five this day. i'm formally middle-aged. it's all downhill from now. A pathetic slide in the direction of gum affliction, wheelchair ramps and death.

Adrian Mole is middle-aged yet nonetheless scribbling. operating as a bookseller and dwelling in Leicester's Rat Wharf; discovering time to put in writing letters of recommendation to Tim Henman and Tony Blair; locked in mortal strive against with a vicious swan referred to as Gielgud; measuring his increasing bald spot; and attempting to win-over the voluptuous Daisy . . . Adrian yearns for a greater extra significant global. yet he's now not able to quit his pen yet...

Bestselling writer Sue Townsend has been Britain's favorite comedian author for over 3 decades.

'Hilarious. Deft, gleeful mockery impales modish fads, from...

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People who were taller got better jobs, and people even voted for some politicians just because they weren’t quite as ugly as everybody else. ” Tally shook her head. No m ­ atter how many times they repeated it at school, she’d never really quite believed that one. “So what if people look more alike now? ” Tally laughed. “Fat chance. Anyway, it’s just to see what you and I will look like in only . . ” Tally closed her eyes, sighing. ” She felt Shay’s weight on the bed and a light punch on her arm.

Her board started to lighten, and soon she and Shay had hopped on again, coasting over a ridge and down into a dark valley. Onboard, Tally found the breath to ask a question that had been bugging her. ” “Rivers come from springs, which come from inside mountains. The water brings up minerals from inside the earth. indd 57 12/16/10 10:25 AM S COT T W E S T E R F ELD “Right. ” “Yeah, exactly. But, actually, boards prefer iron. ” Tally frowned. Shay sometimes talked in a mysterious way, like she was quoting the lyrics of some band no one else listened to.

Even without much work, Shay’s face was already welcoming, vulnerable, healthy . . pretty. ” Shay didn’t look, just shrugged. “That’s not me. ” Tally smiled and hugged her. “It will be you, though. Really you. ” Tally cruised to a stop—right foot down, left foot up, bend the knees. ” Shay drifted slowly past, letting the breeze tug her along. They were as high up and far out as hoverboards would go, just above treetop level, at the edge of town. It was amazing how quickly Tally had gotten used to being up high, with nothing but a board and bracelets between her and a long fall.

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